I just saw a funny commercial on TV.
A guy asks the TV viewers, "do you know what you can give your girl this Christmas? Schedule her a pap smear. Show her that you care about what's inside."
I nearly choked when I heard that. Schedule her a pap smear? Any guy who schedules me a pap smear for a Christmas gift will have to follow up with a huge apology. Either that or I'll be scheduling him a physical for the same day as my pap smear. Oy vey!